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Nov. 19th, 2008
This year's Christmas must-have!
Nov. 19th, 2008 08:09 amIf you have a neighbour who is, well, not your kind of person and you want to give him or her a Christmas gift that s/he'll remember for years to come, give this Christmas decoration. (White sheet and hood not included). Thanks to towleroad for the tipoff.
Today's Political URL
Nov. 19th, 2008 08:11 amLike, um, politicians in the past couple o' years, well, they go "Duh!" whenever they have to answer, like. A hard question. Well, hey, look! Here's a shocker! One politicians, like, goes "Hey! I'm grammatical!"
First Christmas joke of the 2008 Season
Nov. 19th, 2008 10:48 amThree men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pocket and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carol's.'
Thanks to suellen from the Shep list for this...
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pocket and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carol's.'
Thanks to suellen from the Shep list for this...
Today's SPAM[tm] email
Nov. 19th, 2008 11:38 pmI got a SPAM[tm] email today headlined: "Treat as Urgent". In this email, a "Sir Richard Lane" says:
Please note that I have in the past few weeks written you of this intention of allowing me to advice Citibank of United Kingdom to wire the sum of US$16,800,000 into your account. And I feel like reminding you once again.
I'm glad that Sir Richard feels like reminding me once again. I'd feel like answering him except that I've got the hiccups.
Please note that I have in the past few weeks written you of this intention of allowing me to advice Citibank of United Kingdom to wire the sum of US$16,800,000 into your account. And I feel like reminding you once again.
I'm glad that Sir Richard feels like reminding me once again. I'd feel like answering him except that I've got the hiccups.