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Today's Crime Log URL

In most cases, when you're charged with assault and battery on a police officer, you've actually hit him or her with something (like your fist). Well, in West Virginia, you don't have to hit him with anything tangible at all to be charged with assault on a police officer.

Today's Porcine URL

...and this pig does not indulge in lipstick. It's become a menace to an Aussie vegetarian, and needs to be dealt with.