Hitler-themed restaurant

Someone in India has started a Hitler-themed restaurant. But, someone on another list has fantasized about what would be on the menu:

• Arbeit macht fries


• Luftwaffles


• Gestapotato pancakes


• From the sandwich board: Hito-heros


• Sweeties:


• Kraft durch fruit salad


• Eva Brownies


• Chocolate Mousse-o-lini torte


• All entrees served with Vichy water

Notes to our menu:

• All meat is treated with Adolph's meat tenderizer.


• Swiss chocolate is not used in any of our desserts (wink-wink nudge-nudge)


• Borscht was added to the menu in 1942 and removed in 1944. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Today's 419 letter

In my inbox today I discovered the following letter. The email address is deleted in case someone feels so moved by this that they want to contact Ms. Minoff. I especially like the fact that she is dying of "cancer of the lever". I wasn't aware that levers were either part of human anatomy or susceptible to cancer. Her husband died after a "Cadiac Arteries operation". Ms. Minoff's spelling is so atrocious I can only say that if she was born in Baltimore, Maryland, the schools there must not be very good.

From Joy Minoff.

Dearest,

With Due Respect And Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a humanitarian ground.
My name is Joy Minoff. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland, I am married to Mr.Jean Claude Dramane director J.C Industries Cote d'Ivoire.We were married for 36 years without a child. He died after a Cadiac Arteries Operation.
And Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever and stroke).
Before my husband died last year there is this sum $2.8 Million Dollars that he deposited with a Private Finance Company here In Ivory Coast. Presently this money is still in the Vault of the Company.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to any good God fearing brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein.
I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my late.husband to help Lessprivilaged people, orphanages,widows and propagating the word of God.
I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this fund, And I don’t want in away where this money will be used in an unGodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I want you to always remember me in your daily prayers because of my up coming Cancer Surgery.
Write back as soon as possible any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose, Hoping to read from you asap.
God bless you as you listing to the voice of reasoning,
Joy Minoff.

My Demon account is no more

I've finally deleted my Demon account. It was the second email account I had here in the UK, and it served me well for a long time. However, BTinternet has been providing my broadband service for nearly 3 years now, and I have moved my webpages. The only email I have been getting at the Demon address is spam, mostly. I let it go for quite a while in order to ensure that all the entities still sending non-spam email to it could be changed over. Now that most of them are, I waved a fond farewell to my Demon account and will save around £120 a year.

It's always a wrench to let go of an email account. However, I'm easily findable on the Internet so I believe that anyone who wants to get in touch will be able so to do.