My tweets

• 09:29 @AdiumX : we saw an urban fox in our back garden last week...in broad daylight. it's scared the squirrels away. #
• 09:47 @studfucker : "Inspiration" should be your new pornstar name. a guy once grabbed my dick in that sauna and i complained. he was barred. #
• 10:04 @besskeloid : sorry. i hope you don't have the same one i had...very long recovery. #
• 10:05 feeding squirrels this morning. the urban fox must not have been around last night. #
• 10:06 @studfucker: i wasn't the only one who complained about him, BTW. he used to follow people (me too) around the gym kind of spookily. #
• 17:18 made broccoli and stilton soup. #
• 23:21 back from LOI. Almost word-perfect for tomorrow. Trying not to watch TV. #

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Today's Cinematic Video

The travails of adding sound to a movie after the fact are difficult and fraught with the stench of possible failure. Two resourceful sound guys tackle the problem...

Today's Nomenology URL

I have often had people to whom I was introduced as Christian Hansen come back to me with "Ah, Hans Christian Anderson!" or some such. I normally ignore them, or tell them that they are the six thousand, three hundred, and forty-fifth person to say that to me.

Worse are those chuckleheads who want to attract my attention and instead of calling out "Chris" they call out "Christopher". I usually say, "It's Christian, dammit!" in a rather loud voice. I have been known to do this in churches.

So, naming is something that is quite important to me, and to many people, especially to these people who were lumbered with names like Tim Burr and Hazel Nutt.

Today's Texting Video

I turned predictive text off on every phone I've ever had. It's just a pain in the apse. However, these guys seem to have it down scu.