Today's Risqué Religious joke

[chrishansenhome]

Blame Rick's commenter Jaishon for this one, not me.


A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."

He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

She said, "I think it must be the second coming."

The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"

She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one.

Comments

[kirbymiles.livejournal.com]

ROFL - that will do it

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[dazzakoh.livejournal.com]

You bad! :-)

[mango-king.livejournal.com]

A girl after my own heart!

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

I don't think your heart would be the part she was after... ;-)

Enjoying Hawaii?

[maxauburn.livejournal.com]

Nice!