From Twitter 10-11-2010

• 09:49:25: @phillip0125 And I care too...I hope that everything is OK. xxx
  
• 18:41:06: Well, tweeps & peeps, busy day today. Went to Westfield Shopping Ctr Waitrose for stuff I can't get here. Changed foot dressing alone!
  
• 18:48:44: RT @jonk McRib Resurrection Is Coming http://bit.ly/9cJnVz /I'm going to be in molded pork product heaven. <may God have mercy on your soul!
  
• 18:52:23: Cocky cute mofo... RT DentonPolice: 10/10/2010 22:25 | 25 years old | FAIL TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY | http://twitpic.com/2wrreq
  
• 21:03:34: Horizon on BBC2-what happened b4 the Big Bang?
  
• 23:51:36: OK, tweeps & peeps, time for bed. End of Coming-Out Day. I've not been in for decades now, so it's problematic. Hope y'all had a good one.
  

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There will always be an England, Ornamental Gardening Department

Topiary is not the subject that comes top-of-mind when you're weeding your garden or clipping the hedge, but for Cantabridgian Ian Ashmeade one of his bushes was growing remarkably like a phallus. So he decided to help it along.

Of course, in England there is always some officious humourless jobsworth whose only pleasure in life is removing everyone else's joy. So the police have ordered Ashmeade to clip his cock or be fined (news story with picture is here).

As Ashmeade is the world pea-shooting champion, he has reshaped his cock into a pea-shooter. Apt.