My tweets

• 07:58 morning, tweeters all. i was greeted by a dead rat in the back garden this morning. if it lived in the house at least it left us to expire. #
• 08:01 @devinjay take 1 frog, take 1 needle. shove item 2 down item 1's spine. rotate. repeat until item 1 no longer moves. dissect! #
• 12:06 My sermon today: is.gd/tgQd Now to deal with the dead rat in the back garden. #
• 13:47 Today's Vid: is.gd/thxz #
• 13:48 @sbrettell i knew someone who had a job castrating pigs on his father's farm. Top that one! #
• 13:50 @MitchBenn I prefer to think of 2M4M as "Two Men For Marriage" #
• 14:12 @devinjay good night, sleep tight. #
• 14:19 @studfucker something to hide, perhaps? #
• 14:25 @sbrettell ok, you've beaten me. #
• 19:00 @MrPandaBehr which brand of underwear is that, may I ask? #
• 19:05 Our last duo of houseguests has just left. I love having houseguests; I love waving "Goodbye" when they leave. It is not mutually exclusive #
• 19:57 @jallen285 that's what everyone thinks about church. choose a good one and you'll be very welcome along with the rest of the sinners like me #
• 20:16 @jallen285 perfect husbands are not found in church. try all saints ravenswood (episcopal) very cool place. all sinners (and others) welcome #
• 20:17 hardboiling eggs for HWMBO's lunch sandwich tomorrow. #
• 20:51 @MrPandaBehr i am starting the investigation. will call O2, then if the price is right I'll call BT and Vodafone and get the transfer codes. #

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Happy birthday, vernnyc

...and many happy returns of the day.

I feel like an adulterer...

I called Vodafone today to get PACs for our two mobile phones so that I can change to O2 and get (a) an iPhone, and (b) fast broadband. Sarah from Vodafone made a half-hearted attempt to interest me in a Blackberry Curve, but after the problems I've had with my current Blackberry, I wasn't interested. I should get the two PACs within 3-5 working days, and then the fun begins.

I will also need a MAC from BT to migrate my broadband over. I think I should call them and get that sent over (they're all good for a month, I gather) so that I can do the whole shebang at once. The want me to call and talk to someone, so I fear they'll try to put the hard sell on me. O2 says they can give me up to 16Mb download, while BT only gives me up to 8Mb, and that is sometimes slow.

My Vodafone contract is up on May 3rd, so that's the target date.

One does feel like one is cheating on a spouse when one changes telephone or broadband providers. I shouldn't, but I've been with BT ever since I was only getting dialup 512kb and with Vodafone for over 10 years. But, all good things come to an end, hopefully for better things to come.