Today's Purple Prose, Spam Department

An imaginative sandwich is knowingly surly. When a defendant living with the mastadon starts reminiscing about lost glory, some crank case toward a freight train daydreams. If a stovepipe brainwashes a steam engine of a prime minister, then the vaporized spider rejoices.

I like the stovepipe brainwashing a prime minister's steam engine.

Mr. Brown, watch out for stovepipes!

Must be Bubba's big brother

You recall the young sprog who had a gun permit in a previous post? Well, this may be his big brother... When I was in high school, the dress code was to prevent scruffy filthy teenagers from looking like scruffy filthy teenagers.