Today's Christmas Cheer URL

I've never heard of the particular blender brand, but this video demonstrates that you can reduce your daughter to tears in just 30 seconds.

Today's Dumbf**k Blogger URL

Remember, if you're posted to East Jesus, Nebraska or West Bumf**k, Minnesota, fer fuxache DON'T tell your blog's readership what a s**thole it is, or there may be repercussions. But if you want a free chocolate, you should go to Thornton's in Barrow-on-Furness.