Today's Avian joke

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he! didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"

I see a made-for-TV movie in this story

You may remember a few days ago the report of a woman who strangled an intruder with her bare hands as he tried to kill her with a hammer. Well, there's a new twist to it: her husband is alleged to have hired the intruder to kill his estranged wife.

There is a movie in all this...I know it.

Today's Political Quotation

...is attributed to Hermann Goering at his trial for war crimes in Nurenburg:

"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and its always a simple matter to drag the people along... All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism. It works the same in every country."

I think that Herr Tony might have seen this quotation somewhere or other...