Hitler-themed restaurant

[chrishansenhome]

Someone in India has started a Hitler-themed restaurant. But, someone on another list has fantasized about what would be on the menu:

• Arbeit macht fries


• Luftwaffles


• Gestapotato pancakes


• From the sandwich board: Hito-heros


• Sweeties:


• Kraft durch fruit salad


• Eva Brownies


• Chocolate Mousse-o-lini torte


• All entrees served with Vichy water

Notes to our menu:

• All meat is treated with Adolph's meat tenderizer.


• Swiss chocolate is not used in any of our desserts (wink-wink nudge-nudge)


• Borscht was added to the menu in 1942 and removed in 1944. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.