tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-03:575752 Apologia pro vita mea chrishansenhome 2017-07-13T18:58:14Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-09-03:575752:956104 2017-07-13T18:57:18Z 2017-07-13T18:58:14Z annoyed public 0 Here's the latest from the Marblehead Police Log, with mistaken identity and hanky-panky in inappropriate places.<br /><br /><ul><li>The Harbormaster responded to a report of someone diving for clams off Devereux beach on Thursday around 10 a.m., and found the person was looking for lobsters and flounder, not clams. <b><font color="#ff0000">Well, that's all right then. </font></b></li><br /><li>Police took a report of a phone call that showed up as a Marblehead resident on caller ID, but was "spoofed," and was actually a spammer on Thursday around 11 a.m.</li><br /><li>A kayaker made it home safely after losing a paddle off the coast of Marblehead on Thursday around 9 p.m. <b><font color="#ff0000">Up the coast without a paddle.</font></b></li><br /><li>Officers took a report of four fishing poles and three rods stolen from the back on a truck Friday just after midnight on Ocean Avenue.</li><br /><li>Police took a report of a couple possibly having sex in a hammock in the area of Lighthouse Lane on Monday evening. When officers called the witness back, the caller said they just assumed they were having sex. <b><font color="#ff0000">Never assume, sir. It makes an ass out of you and me. </font></b></li><br /><li>A lobster boat sank off of Tinkers Island on Tuesday around 1 p.m. A salvage company was notified.</li><br /><li>Officers responded to a report of people possibly having sex in a car on Wednesday around 3 a.m. on Widger Road. Police moved the occupants along. <b><font color="#ff0000">Excuse me, but could you hurry up...the doughnut shop closes in 10 minutes. </font></b></li></ul><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=chrishansenhome&ditemid=956104" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments