The new Mary Poppins...

[chrishansenhome]

according to Graham Norton's new comedy show, will star Jude Law, after shagging his kids' nanny. The finale of the first act will be the new song, "Super cad, he's shagging nanny, isn't he atrocious!"

Please don't throw tomatoes.

Comments

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Please don't throw tomatoes.

Well, I might be tempted, but our tomato plants are still only at the flowering stage (not one fruit has been set, and it's August already!), so you're in luck.

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

Er, why not?