One police log entry for today

At 10:32 a.m., a man reported that a woman accused him of getting paint on her car. When he told her that he hadn’t done any exterior painting and couldn’t have gotten paint on the car, she drove off telling him she was headed to the police station. When the woman arrived at the station, an officer was able to determine that it was bird droppings, not paint, on her car.

No comment necessary.