Today's Seasonal Joke
It's a bit late for Christmas, but good nonetheless.
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around; she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her mobile phone to call her husband to ask him where he was, because she was so upset.
In a calm voice the husband said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife said, tearing up, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around; she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her mobile phone to call her husband to ask him where he was, because she was so upset.
In a calm voice the husband said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife said, tearing up, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."