2011-05-27

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2011-05-27 10:38 am
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Today's joke, thanks to Grandmère Mimi

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, " And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, " And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing: "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"