From Twitter 05-12-2011

• 17:59:03: Good afternoon, all. Quiet day today after a great Lodge meeting last night. Archdeaconry Service this evening. Friday the 13th looms!
  

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Today's Commercial

For those in other parts of the world, Tums is an antacid "candy" that comes in rolls or bottles. This advertisement should make you all do double-takes. Thanks to urbanbohemian for the reference.