From Twitter 11-30-2010

• 00:28:57: Tweeps & peeps, time to sleep. Just got back from "Yes, Prime Minister" in Soho. I miss Nigel Hawthorne. Play nice, now!
  
• 00:29:47: @jonk Front pocket on the snuggie!
  
• 10:24:22: @mariocruzxxx Wake up!!!
  
• 15:20:02: RT @infernoxv: Why o why do Singaporeans, even TV folk, pronounce 'patriot' as 'pay-tree-uht'? It's 'pat-tree-uht'.< It's US pronunciation
  
• 17:04:23: Tom Daley is a diver worth watching... #VoteTomDaley http://is.gd/hZYx6
  
• 23:50:15: Well, tweeps and peeps, I'm perishing of the cold. Must go to bed now or I'm in trouble. Sleep tight.
  

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Today's chuckle…

…is brought to you by Mike Warner, so don't blame me.

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'