My tweets

• 13:06 @Keith_london i'm also not feeling motivated. still very weak, uninterested in food (not my style at all). Must pack for the US trip too! #
• 15:57 @Keith_london you've never been? look at superbreaks for good fares. #
• 19:43 according to @keith_london, my latest blog entry was quoted on Sky News: is.gd/zTtz . Dubious honour, I suppose, but mine, All MINE! #

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Another joke from MadPriest

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."