In a manner reminscent of Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All To You, here are some stick figure drawings and dialogue that explain the current subprime mortgage mess to everyone's satisfaction. Thanks to boingwonder for the link.
...has written a book, Son of Scarface, in which he reveals that he is not only Al Capone's grandson, but that he is gay too. Sounds like an interesting premise, so go and read his website. More information here, and thanks to Towleroad for the heads-up.