A bit late for 2001, a Space Oddity^WOdyssey, but...

...this story just goes to show that no matter how good your selection process is, and how rigourous, sometimes people slip through who perhaps oughtn't.

Clergy selection conferences, take note!

Latest news from the BBC ticker

"Human skin plays host to huge numbers of different bacteria, scientists discover."

No shit, Sherlock. I knew that. I'm not even a scientist, nor do I play one on TV.

I suppose next they'll be reporting the tragic death of poor Queen Anne.