Saw the quack today...

...and wonder of wonders, my bloodwork was fine. Blood sugar normal at 6.2, cholesterol 4, liver and kidney function good. It's about time.

Now I have to lose 24 kg and then I'll be perfectly fine.

Today's wounded willy URL

There is a man in Britain who is so dense that he caught his dick in a mousetrap.

Not once, but twice!.

You can read his sad tale here.

I can see a future Darwin award winner here if he keeps this up.