The wonders of the criminal mind

We may have a dead parrot to deal with here, unfortunately; however, dead parrots may tell no tales, according to this burglar. Beware: for the UK-challenged, there's a lot of British slang in this article; translation will be provided upon application.

Today's candidate for next year's Ig-Nobel prize

You may wish to share this one with your cow-orkers. It's now official: cow-tipping is difficult.