|Your Linguistic Profile::|
|25% General American English|
|5% Upper Midwestern|
The test was deficient. They asked a question about what I called a sweetened carbonated beverage. The choices were "soda", "pop", "Coke". They did not allow the word "tonic" as an answer, which is what I called it as a young stripling. When asked what I called the appliance that you drink water from, the choices were "drinking fountain" and "water fountain", not "bubbler", which is what we called it in my misspent yoof.
So I demand a recount!
| You scored 20% modified, 25% extreme and 48% tolerant!|
| How to understand your results! (Read this before getting depressed over your score.)|
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
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|You Are Austin|
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick
Good grief! I've only been in Texas once...just goes to show you that almost all these tests are crap...
| You scored as Chalcedon compliant. You are Chalcedon compliant. Congratulations, you're not a heretic. You believe that Jesus is truly God and truly man and like us in every respect, apart from sin. Officially approved in 451.|
Are you a heretic?
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This year I've been busy!
In June I gave gmjambear a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I set digipacopr's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I pulled legalmoose's hair (-5 points). In April I broke enigmacub's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-169 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
|Your Brain's Pattern|
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.
Isaac AsimovOne of the most prolific writers in history, on any imaginable subject. Cared little for art but created lasting and memorable tales.
I'm pleased since he is one of my favourite writers, and has been since I was a child. I met him once at a Mensa convention in New York City, and found myself walking up the stairs behind him--he had a woman on each arm, and one of his hands was on each of their butts. He was interrupted by a heckler during his speech, which made him very annoyed indeed.
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
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| You scored as Emergent/Postmodern. You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.|
What's your theological worldview?
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